if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
Sherlock definitely spends the rest of this episode miffed about this.
Me in school….every single day!
HERE IS A DUET BETWEEN A SHOWSTOPPING COCKATIEL AND THEIR ACCOMPANIST HUMAN ON PIANO
BRINGING YOU A SELECTION FROM THAT FEEL-GOOD FAVORITE “MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO”
watch this and let it help you get through the hard times
when people send me dumb asks out of no where
how many dyslexic satanists accidentally summon santa